Tammy on Facebook: I’m at a McDonald’s 350 miles from home, working and collaborating with my team. #ilovemyjob #team10up.

Michael: Your “McLovin it?” argargarg. lol

Terry: I have thought for years that when we finally perfect teleportation, that they ought to put portals in each McDonalds. Financially, it would benefit McDonald’s & since there are so many, it would be quicker to get to a McD’s than an airport, etc.

Michael: You can be the first vic…person to test that.

Terry: If they’d give me a lifetime supply of mcnuggets, qtr.pounders, & filet-o-fish… DEAL!

Michael: they would figure out a way to still charge you to use the supersized version after you can no longer fit eating all that free food!

Terry: If we truly perfect it, we can limit how much of you teleports… 2 problems solved: quicker travel & easier weightloss!

Michael: I would NOT want to be the guy cleaning that up!!!

Michael: But if you were that accurate, you would cure cancer and the like as well!!

Terry: Oh, it would be that accurate. & it would do your taxes for you.

Michael: Turbo Macs