Ruddy and Beautiful

April 11, 2011

Daddy: Chloe, Who did Samuel anoint as king? Chloe: The shepherd! Daddy: And what was his name? Chloe: David Daddy: Was he the tallest, strongest, and smartest? Chloe. Nope Daddy: What made David different from his brothers? Chloe: He stanked!

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I have this argument every time

July 11, 2010

Cop: Can you improve the resolution on that face?’ Cop Tech: Sure, let me just pull some information that was never captured out of my left pocket.

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